Our flag is a black flag.

Black flags symbolize that quarter will be given if the enemy surrenders.

In other words, while we recognize that life is what it is and sometimes violence is necessary, we find most forms of physical violence to be fake AND gay.

Since we are not homosexuals, but rather qtsexuals (i.e. we like to have sex with cute girls), we'd rather you not engage in any form of violence against us, as that would be very gay, and, as we've just established, we don't like gay.

As the Fun Pirates, our goal is to increase the Fun in the world. Thus, our goal is inherently creative, as creation is the funniest activity in the world.

As the number which symbolizes creativity is the number 3, it stands to reason that our flag contains a trinity.

The three pieces of the trinity are to be read from left to right, with the Swastika representing the Cause, the Smiling Skull our Work and 33 the Goal. We will first have a look at the centerpiece of the trinity, as it is the most important.

No flag can be considered a Jolly Roger without Skull and Bones. Our skull is the Smiling Skull and our bones are the Skeleton Hands.

Together, they symbolize our Work: to transmute the desperation felt by Man after the awakening caused by the Swastika on the left, so as to ferry his Spirit to the Enlightenment offered by the 33 to the right.

The Smiling Skull has three characteristics: the Smile (duh!), the Teeth and the Happy eyes.

The Smile represents our reaction to Clown World. It's pointless to get mad at the normanimals when everything is fake and gubermint is literally SATAN. So, just smile at them and move on.

The Teeth are rigorously clenched, like in every Jolly Roger. Clenched teeth symbolize the ancient pirate maxim:

The Happy Eyes have two meanings:

1. Joy: joy is the soul's response to fun and, as such, is the primary reaction we aim to evoke;
2. Spirituality: the eyes point upward towards the platonic realm of pure ideas; there, undisturbed by normatters, True Fun resides.

Instead of crossed bones, we have Crossed Skeleton Hands.

Crossed bones traditionally mean that quarter will be given if and only if the target surrenders.

Our Skeleton Hands additionally represent the FUSS principle which lies at the very heart of the Fun Pirates' philosophy: not only we won't give any quarter, but we also won't give any FUCKS to whoever pushes Clown World on us.

The raised middle fingers invite easily offended normies to back the fuck off.

Each hand has 8 bones. As there are 2 hands, we have the number

88

on the flag. 88 is a number of great significance. It represents abundance, prosperity and fulfillment.

Additionally, 88 reduces to

(=
 (+ 8 8)
 16)

which reduces to

(=
 (+ 1 6)
 7)

7 is the most spiritual number, representing the soul's journey towards enlightenment.

7 are the original astrological planets guiding mankind towards the Light:

1. Sun ☉
2. Moon ☽
3. Mars ♂
4. Mercury ☿
5. Jupiter ♃
6. Venus ♀
7. Saturn ♄

7 are the days of the week, modeled after the planets. 7 are the chakras through which the Kundalini must rise.

Finally, the Skeleton Hands also symbolize the piano. The Captain of the Fun Pirates (i.e. yours truly, PPF, that is: me) spent lots of time mastering the piano. The piano is the supreme musical instrument, uniting the intellectual nature of the organ and the harpsichord with the emotionality of the violin and the cello. A piano has 88 keys, and it has 7 octaves plus 4 additional keys. Each octave is made up of 7 white keys and 5 black keys. Or, in other words:

(=
 (+ 4
    (□ 7)
    (× 7 5))
 88)

As you can see, the math checks out.

TODO Talk about the Swastika

The Swastika in our flag represents the Cause; as in, that which caused us to come together. You can't understand us unless you yourself have already accepted the Swastika inside your heart.

Etymologically, "swastika" literally means "that which is good" in Sanskrit.

In Sanatana Dharma, the Swastika represents the four pillars of life, the Purusharthas, which are:

1. Dharma: that which is right
2. Artha: that which is profitable
3. Kama: that which is pleasurable
4. Moksha: that which frees you

In reality, the Swastika has a deeper esoteric meaning. First, have a look at these images:

The true meaning of the Swastika is the four positions of the Ursa Maior in respect to the North Star, Polaris.